Erik's Adventures on Trollplay: Part 5 (more naked Jack)

• ▼: Jack shouted out, cursing everything. This was fucking undignified. The Archagent shouldn't be put through this! That fucking queen had him out in the middle of the square, naked. He had fucking woken up like this. A man expects to go to sleep in his bed and wake up the next skia rise in said bed. But nooooo, he woke up in what appeared to be a sort of stockade,but his legs were tied down and apart too. No matter how hard he struggled he couldn't break free.
• ▲: A loud shout echoed around the room drawing Jack's attention to the source of the noise. "BOSS WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE? I LEAVE FOR A FEW HOURS AND COME BACK THE THIS UNDIGNIFIED BULLSHIT. IS THIS HOW YOUR TRYING TO IMPRESS THE LADIES? CAUSE THIS ISN'T THE WAY YOU SHOULD BE GOING AROUND DOING THAT", the Hegemonic Brute yelled.
• ▼: Jack growled "Dammit Brute, get me outa here!"
• ▲: "BOSS, HOW THE HELL DID YOU EVEN END UP LIKE THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE? I SWEAR, SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE ONLY ME AND THE DIGNITARY HAVE ANY COMMON SENSE WHEN IT COMES TO PICKING UP THE LADIES. HERE'S WHAT I'M GONNA DO, I'M GONNA GO GRAB A KNIFE OR SOMETHING AND THEN WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A TALK ABOUT THE ART OF SEDUCTION. I'LL GIVE YOU SOME POINTERS."
• ▼: Jack's eye twitched, he would try to explain later "Bring me some pants while you're at it!
• ▲: HB rushes out of the room and returns a few minutes later with a saw and a pair of pants. "OKAY BOSS, HERE WE GO, ONE SAW FRESHLY FOUND. I SWEAR YOU ARE ONE LUCKY DOG CONSIDERING I FOUND YOU SO QUICKLY. IMAGINE IF DROLL FOUND YOU, HE'D PROBABLY THINK UP SOME WAY OF FREEING YOU THAT INVOLVED C4. YOU BOTH WOULD END UP DEAD. ANYWAY GIVE ME A SECOND AND I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO ABOUT THOSE ROPES". HB runs over to jack and grabs the rope that is holding down Jacks left leg. With the saw in hand HB begins to saw through the rope.
• ▲: "MAN THESE ROPES ARE THICK, IT'LL TAKE ME A WHILE TO CUT THROUGH THEM. IT'S FINE THOUGH, WE CAN TALK ABOUT DAMES WHILE WERE AT IT. I'VE NOTICED A FEW FLAWS WITH YOUR GAME AND I'VE GOT A FEW POINTERS FOR YOU", HB proceeds to ramble to Jack about seduction while he works his way through the ropes.
• ▼: Jack's eye twitched..although...he actually had some pretty good pointers...
• ▲: "OKAY, STEP ONE, STEP ONE INVOLVES STABBINGS. YOU SEEM TO LIKE TO STAB EVERYBODY YOU MEET, WHILE THIS IS FINE WITH ME AND THE BOYS, YOU CAN'T BE DOING THIS TO DAMES. DAMES ARE DELICATE CREATURES THAT REQUIRE PRETTY MUCH ALL OF THEIR BLOOD IN ORDER TO LIVE NORMALLY."
• ▲: "ON TO STEP TWO, TWO IS ALL ABOUT FORCE. DAMES ARE DELICATE CREATURES, THAT MUCH IS TRUE, BUT YOU CAN'T BE A BIG SOFTIE AROUND THEM, YOU GOTTA TAKE CHARGE AND BE A LITTLE ROUGH SOMETIMES. IF YOU SEE THE LONGING IN HER EYES, YOU DON'T SHY AWAY. YOU GRAB THE DAME AND YOU KISS HER YA RUNT." By this point HB had finished cutting through the first rope and he then moved on to the second one.
• ▲: "STEP THREE IS ALL ABOUT WARDROBE. YOU ALREADY HAVE A PRETTY GREAT FASHION SENSE, IT'S NOT AS NICE AS MINE, BUT YOU ARE ALMOST THERE. ANYWAY, WHEN YOU GO OUT WITH DAMES YOU GOTTA CHANGE UP YOUR LOOK EVERY ONCE IN WHILE, IT KEEPS THE DAMES ON THEIR TOES, WHICH IS WHAT YOU WANT. MAYBE YOU WEAR YOUR WHITE TIE ONE DAY AND THE NEXT YOU WEAR A NICE RED ONE. YOU GOTTA KEEP THEM GUESSING."
• ▲: By this point HB had finished sawing through both ropes, but HB was so caught up in his dating advice that he didn't notice. In fact HB kept sawing to the point where he cut clean through both of Jack's scrawny little legs.
• ▼: (...yourtheonewhoplayedDroll..<_>;)
• ▲: Jack died within minutes, the blood loss was too much. HB took up drinking to ease the pain he felt after killing his boss and friend. It took him a while, but he eventually came around again and he ended up taking Droll as his new protege. Droll became a huge hit with the ladies and together with HB, they had all of the ladies swooning over them. Jack was buried with one of his legs, the other somehow disappearing mysteriously. The ballad of Jack Noir came to a bittersweet end.
• ▲: and yeah, I'm the guy who was Droll, hope you enjoyed it ;P
• ▼ HAS BEEN DUMPED.