John is going to end up in horse year, and teleport Hearts Boxcars out of there so he can join up with Slick along with the Alpha Draconian Dignitary and Courtyard Droll to form a new Midnight Crew.

All I want is the return of the whole Midnight Crew. Please Hussie. Please.

A POST ABOUT GAMZEE BY QUINKIT THAT ISN’T ABOUT HOW MUCH HE SUCKS (its a theory)

IMPORTANT NOTE i am sick and really tired so i’m sorry if this post ended up being a poorly written incoherent mess.

In Act 5, Gamzee was called the most important character in Homestuck. It’s obviously meant to initially be read as a joke, since at the time Gamzee is nothing more than a gag character based entirely around ICP and their song “Miracles,” while at the same time being strangely ominous given Gamzee’s condition in the panel. A bloody, wounded Gamzee smiling at the imminent destruction of Jade’s home is an image significantly less lighthearted then most readers would expect from the goofy stoner comic relief character. And yeah it turns out he’s actually super important and all his religious miracle bullshit is actually relevant to the plot and I wasn’t thrilled about it but whatever this post isn’t about my strong personal feelings towards a fictional clown okay it’s a SUPER SERIOUS THEORY POST BY QUINKIT DO NOT STEAL.

okay lets move on…

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wizardy-herbert:

Remember when I made this post about JohnRoxy?

Remember how one of the arguments I made was 

John, accepting a ring - likely the same ring Roxy is in possesion of now, thrown into the void. Marriage proposal, anyone?

There is basically a 0% chance this isn’t happening

IrresponsibleParentingStuck

fwabio:

“Dad stumbled toward the baby whose explosive descent to Earth had rudely interrupted his failing attempts to think of an Egbert saying. Something that struck him was the presence of a pair of lenses that came down with the baby from Lord-knows-where. Only lenses, as if somebody was saying, ‘We’ll cover all the prescription details, and you can deal with the frame expenses’. That’s what Dad heard, at least, in an authoritative but somehow sly voice.

‘Looks like the optometrists got to him already,’ he groaned. Then, turning upward, he yelled to nobody: ‘You think you can trick me into an eyewear plan for this baby? YOU THINK I’M A SUCKER???’

Dad defiantly grabbed the lenses and threw them into an alley where they landed behind a dumpster, to remain undiscovered for several years.

‘Damn optometrists’, Dad muttered. ‘That’s how they get ya.’”

-Excerpt from The Life and Times of the Dad Who Hates Optometrists

ItalianStereotypeStuck

fwabio:

Have you ever drawn something, stepped back and gone “Where the hell did I get this idea?”

Well, here’s a comic with John and Dave as Giovanni and Davide, the rival space chefs.

This will be the next update.

xchellabella:

(Source: jonjafarti)