Somebody just got scratched

• ▼: (Fantasy/Medievalstuck! Male canon characters please! :) ))The sun was shining and the sky was bright blue but Roxy’s mood was dull and gray. She had been happy working as the Queen’s seamstress and raising her daughter Rose on her own but that was not enough for the Queen! Oh no. Everyone had to have a happy romantic ending. Even the lowliest of seamstresses (though, being the official royal seamstress wasn’t low at all). And Roxy did not want to be married again. Her first marriage had made her feel suffocated and her husband had been a drunk that caused his own death, the stupid man. She had tried telling the Queen this, but the woman would not give it up. And thus, Roxy was on her way to meet this man. He was a nice one, the Queen had told her. She would like him a lot. He was the Captain of the Royal Guard and he liked children. What could go wrong? Everything would go wrong. At least that was Roxy’s opinion. Her tight laced boots clacked against the floor as she hurried to the parlor, already a few minutes late. Her light pink stripped dress was held up so she wouldn’t trip on the hem. A pink ribbon was at her throat and her hair pulled tight into a neat bun. “Apologies, sir,” She curtsied as she entered the room.
• ▲: The man stood up and inspected the woman "Not at all madam I knew you'd be entering at that precise moment and not a second sooner or later". Doc Scratch moved closer to her, "Allow me to introduce myself although I'm pretty sure you've heard of me already, in fact I guarantee you've heard of me already. My given name is Doc Scratch, and I am the captain of the royal guard. As you already know, I love children, and I mean I love children." He licked his lips while delivering that last line. He could be kind of a creep like that sometimes.
• ▼: [[omg]]
• ▼: [[i need to go for a moment. and...take careof something]]
• ▼: "Yes. Her Majesty told me plenty about you," Roxy replied. "Though. Who hasn't heard of you?" She smiled, clasping her hands in front of her. Yes. Okay. That was not absolutely creepy. At all.
• ▲: Doc Scratch thought nothing of it, he knew she would do it and he wasn't surprised in the slightest when it happened. He reached down to his fannypack to pull out a note he had written. That's when the spaghetti started to fall out. How could this be happening? He didn't remember placing spaghetti in his fannypack, where was the note? He fumbled with the spaghetti while trying to force it back into the bag, however this only made more spaghetti start to fall out. The spaghetti started to fly out with the force of a thousand suns. The force propelled him into the air and upon leaving the earths atmosphere the fannypack exploded. This did not result in his death as he was omnipotent. While falling back to the earth he silently cursed the spaghetti. It was the only dark spot in his mighty omnipotence.
• ▼: i...
• ▼ HAS DUMPED YOU, CHUMP.