what is your homestuck otp?
chromatic-destiny: jimmoritarty: logizomechaneophobia: commanderkarkat: dergon: bustiger: affectionatestitches: bokunodaffy: hellgar: shawktits: niz-dragoon: boku-no-homestuck: petpets: dave/terezi jade/dave and equius/nepeta and john/rose dave/bro （ ´_ゝ`) john/dave karkat/terezi eridan/feferei tavros/jade karkat/jade well and john/dave so hard to...
Barty Anderson VS Trollmegle: Part Six
Barty continues his search for the yeti, this time in the Veil. http://cel3stial.com/trollmegle/saveLog.php?userId=795410&strangerId=795411
chromatic-destiny: adora-bloodthirsty: homestickers: MEN CAN’T GET PREGNANT. STOP GOING UP TO YOUR LOVER AND CLAIM YOU ARE SO. fucking hate mpreg, fucking hate it. fucking hate usuk too. wanna fucking burn it too the ground. these are two things that make me totally lose my shit ^^ this is why i wonder why i haven’t quit it yet Okay I’m sorry but MPREG and shit like that squicks me the...
Barty Anderson VS Trollmegle: Part Five (In Which...
▲: Hiii! My name is Barty Anderson!
▼: My name's Shayne.
▼: Where is this?
▲: We're at the zoo, and I'm filming my TV show here.
▲: See that over there?
▲: That's a monkey.
▲: Look at the monkey.
▼: I AM
▼: You're scaring me a little.
▲: Hey, I think it's about time I told you about the Golden Bigfoot legend!
▼: What the fu-
▲: You see, there's this guy in Southeast Asia, and he's a bigfoot.
▲: And he's got a golden complexion.
▲: And they say that he's REAL!
▼: What the hell is wrong with you?
▲: I'm gonna go look for him! You wanna come along?
▼: No. I feel like staying right here.
▲: I can teach you all sorts of survival techniques!
▼: God, these animals are annoying.
▲: Hold on, let me communicate with them.
▲: CAW CAW.
▼: I don't need to know any god damn survival techniques.
▲: Come on Shawn, this is important to know if you're ever lost in the wilderness.
▼: IT'S SHAYNE.
▲: Aright, come with me Wayne. *Barty grabs your hand and drags you out of the zoo*
▼: I WILL BURN YOU TO A CRISP.
▲: *He leads you to the woods*
▼: FROM ME
▲: But I'm trying to teach you about survival!
▼: OM MY GOD
▼: DONT TOUCH ME
▼: *pulls away*
▲: But we have to stick together if we're going to survive the woods!
▲: Now let me show you how to find some food.
▼: *jumps to the top of a tree and grabs some fruit* THERES THE FOOD.
▲: *Barty picks up some pinecones* I found some food too!
▼: THAT'S NOT FOOD YOU IDIOT
▼: *X2 FACEPALM COMBO*
▲: Yes it is! *He begins to gnaw on a pinecone*
▼: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
▲: I'm a survival expert.
▼: *reaches out and incinerates pinecones*
▲: Now, if you can't find any pinecones, you can always find food in other places.
▼: LIKE A FRUIT TREE
▲: *He walks over to a trashcan and begins to dig through it*
▼: WHERE I GOT THIS FRUIT FROM
▼: OH MY
▼: EFFING GOD
▼: WTF HOW IS THERE A TRASH CAN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FOREST
▲: See, I found a hamburger!
▲: It's not so bad if you pick around the dog shit.
▼: WHAT THE HELL
▼: *incinerates burger*
▲: Okay, let's go fishing instead.
▲: *Walks towards a river*
▼: You don't even have any fishing poles!!
▲: Watch carefully, I'm going to show you my fishing technique.
▲: *He shoves his hands into the river and tries to grab some fish*
▲: I got something! *holds up a rock*
▼: THAT WON'T WORK
▼: THAT IS A
▲: It's a rockfish.
▼: WHAT THE HELL
▲: I found it in the river.
▼: THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT A FISH
▲: *suddenly, you hear a voice from behind a tree* Pst. Hey. Come here.
▼: Finally, someone else
▼: *walks over*
▼: Who are you?
▲: *You see what appears to be Andrew Hussie in a fake mustache*
▲: My name is Stewart Clammington.
Barty Anderson VS Trollmegle: Part Four
Barty looks for a partner for his quest for the Golden Bigfoot, but only finds cake. http://cel3stial.com/trollmegle/saveLog.php?userId=783765&strangerId=783766
Barty Anderson VS Trollmegle: Part Three
Barty tries to help John defeat Jav Jack Noir. http://cel3stial.com/trollmegle/saveLog.php?userId=783675&strangerId=783676
Barty Anderson VS Trollmegle: Part Two
Terezi is a bitch. :( http://cel3stial.com/trollmegle/saveLog.php?userId=783503&strangerId=783502
Barty Anderson VS Trollmegle: Part One
Will famous survival expert and rugged outdoorsman Barty Anderson be able to survive the dangers of Trollmegle? http://cel3stial.com/trollmegle/saveLog.php?userId=783412&strangerId=783411 MORE LOGS TO COME. (unless no one wants to talk to Barty)
The person I reblogged this from has an A+ blog.
Pairings that you don't like.
chromatic-destiny: tonypajahmas: imperfect-forger: scuttlebuggy: eridanbutts: bluhbluh-hugebitch: lem0n-sn0ut: John/Nepeta Bec/Jade ;___; Dave/Rose Dad/anyone who isnt Ms Lalonde Fef/ anyone jade/dave john/rose Jade/Dave Aradia/Dave Gamzee/Tavros gamzee/tavros dave/terezi equius/nepeta Dave/Terezi John/Karkat Aradia/Equius I don’t really have a problem with...
Reblog if your icon is a sex god.
chromatic-destiny: vriska-chan: pinkiepoison: 13-year-old-homestuck-fan: art-vandalay: fishtrek: jackharkness: chekovs: Minato Arifuckingsato. Yes. yes My icon is Alucard. It is automatically a sex god. Kaaaaaaaark. MY ICON AIN’T REPRESENTATIVE OF SHIT, I’M JUST HERE TO MAKE SURE YOU AIN’T GETTING ANY STUPID FUCKING IDEAS, SERKET. BARTY ANDERSON.
The person I reblogged this from is a ChIlL...
Reblog if you support gay rights.
chromatic-destiny: My mom doesnt and I just want to show her how many people are against her. I want to prove to her that theres nothing wrong with it. Love is love. “Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that.” Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
HUSSIE APPRECIATION POST
chromatic-destiny: thesootytern: flonster: this man is amazing. this man I cannot After discovering Barty Anderson and Hussie’s project with him, I have newfound respect for the guy, on top of his clever Formspring answers. Andrew writes and draws Homestuck, he acted in the Barty’s Brew-Ha-Ha series, and he can be funny on Formspring. Is there anything this man can’t...
ponyprincess: Tavros meets his denizen this is...
“fedorafreak: @pipefan413, sound of voice nearly refreshing enough to distract from perpetual taste of warm, poorly filtered urine.” Dad/fedorafreak is my new OTP.
Spongebob is 25?
chromatic-destiny: lovelyinfected: fml THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.
FOR FUCK'S SAKE: Reblog with what your Zodiac is... →
whatdoesahumanitarianeat: wintrymist: igirisuu: lick-my-duck: ieatplastic: godheadturntech: johnbutts: davebutts: eridanbutts: gamzeebutts: I dunno, just curious. I’m sure this has been done lots of times before, but whatever. I’m Sollux… L1BR4, H3H3H3H3 >:]
My Favorite Trollmegle Log Ever
It’s been a while since I’ve posted a Homestuck chat log, which is all I used to do back when I started this blog. This is the greatest conversation I have ever had while roleplaying.
randys tumbles!: to all nice and not nice anons... →
randys133: thank you for sneind gme so many nice altetters! and not so nice leterS!! i just like to get the letters! i just hope that if i make you sad or mad that you tell me because then i can tell you how sorry i am!!! i dont want to amke you made or sad! i want to make everyone happy!!!! :) so thank… I wish every Homestuck fan was like Randy.
Reblog if you appreciate every single one of your...
juggajesus: holleywane: (almost didn’t reblog it because the first gif really really REALLY creeps me out)
ponyprincess: robotitties This is exactly...
midnitesurprise: This is an oldie from a year ago. I made minis of them to hand out for FCBD 2010. And wanted to post ‘em here just cus I am sure a lot of my older stuff gets lost in multiple shuffles (my fault). And I really like this one.
The person I reblogged this from is awesome as...
we have reason to believe Bin Laden's dreamself is...
pigbuster: spleenbrick: sleep team 6 is being prepped for an op as we speak The destruction of Prospit was an inside job!!! Seek the truth at looseboondollars413.com